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I read that Too Faced was thinking about making a Smurf makeup collection not too long ago. I was really hoping they wouldn’t go there. I’m not much of one for these cross-over product gimmicks. I mean the Smurfs have always kind of creeped me out. There’s like one girl in the entire village and she comes across as a slut. Plus, I didn’t really understand it watching it as a child and I felt bad for the kitty cat. I didn’t know why they were so mean to that ruff looking kitty. And there was that one mentally retarded smurf that everyone was mean too, and they had an odd language/idiolect. However, they live in mushrooms. Being a mushroom hunter I do think that is pretty cool. But, I know that they only lived in mushrooms because only drug heads and little hippie children watched the show.

This Smurfette Signature Collection contains the following products:

FACE: There is a So Smurfy Illumination Face Powder which is a blend of complexion enhancing color-correcting shades in a smurf paper compact. I have to admit that this is kind of cute. I am a sucker for powders as art. I mainly purchase them and look at them and well, never use them.

EYES: There are two new shades of Smurfy-Eyed Liquid Eyeliner in Feel’n Smurfy which is a multi-colored glitter and Smurf You which is a bright blue which I love. The top has Miss Smurfette on top, looking bashful as always. There is a So Smurfy Eye Shadow Quad. It has two beautiful taupey brown shimmers, shimmery pink, and a shimmery blue. It is also in that smurf packaging.

LIPS: There is a Mood Swing Emotionally Activated Lip Gloss in a Smurf packaging. This is supposed to work with your “body” heat and swing from a blue shimmer to a pink. I never try these because I am scared that it will “swing” too much and if I was mad at somebody they would know because my lips would turn cobalt blue or something. Silly, I know. I am sure this stuff just turns pink on everybody.

I don’t think I am going to “go there” and purchase any of these items. There aren’t many cartoons I would endorse on cosmetics, just Jem, really. I am a fan of Smurf blue and if there was a liquid liner truly in that shade I would “go” for it.

Urban Decay Heavy Metal Glitter Liquid Eyeliner isn’t your everyday eyeliner unless you are stripper (or me, just an over the top girl with lots of personality), but it is good stuff. This liner has a thin liner brush and the glitter doesn’t flake which is a big plus. Nobody wants to lose an eye to glitter. It comes in seven glam shades, all with rocker inspired names. I don’t know if it is quite heavy metal. I take that personally. This stuff is more Bowie or Edgar Winter. Not very heavy…

There is no hardcore here, just glam.

There is no hardcore here, just glam.

Anyways, there is Air Guitar (bright blue glitter), Baked (gilded bronze glitter), Distortion (multi glitter in a clear base), Glam Rock (super silver glitter), Metalhead (dark royal purple glitter), Mullet (jade green glitter), and Spandex (gun metal glitter). These can be worn in a thin line or swipped all over the lid for mega glitter. It goes for $18 and you can pick them up at sephora.com or ulta.com. I like a thin sweep personally. Too much makes me feel like it is Halloween. I like this product better than MAC’s but I think I like NYX better than Urban Decay. Now who was not liked?