eyetattoo Oh, the cosmetics industry… sometimes you love it, but if you’re like me most of the time you hate it. Or just laugh at its miserable attempts to sell things. Pictured above is a new product that you can find at Sephora. It’s ColorOn EyeEnvy one-size fits all mineral cream eyeshadow appliques. Truly, one of the stupidest things that I have seen hit the market in a while. The one pictured above is the “exotic kit”, the one for the avant-garde. The other kits are really just like this:

smokeytattoo The kits retail for $25 and contain 5 pairs of appliques and GetSet setting powder, application brush, and instructions. Basically, your supposed to place this on a closed eyelid, press and peel off. Blend if you must with a fingertip and set with the setting powder. It’s one-size fits all, so there is no way that it won’t work, right? Everybody’s eyelids are the same, right? This truly puts a new meaning to “putting on my face”. When will the gimmicks stop? If anybody has actually used these, please comment.